On DEI
Dear Reader, If you arrived at this page to read about my thoughts on Dicks, Erections, and Intercourse, get your mind out of the gutter and just keep dreaming while I opine on the fevered hot-button topic of the moment -- Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion. I am very WOKE, in that I woke up this morning looking this beautiful and in fact, I blur my face in photos to spare you the distraction as my beauty is so dazzling as to risk diverting your attention away from issues of great National importance, namely DEI.
The Diversity of Dicks is a wondrous thing, and I love that Dicks are non-partisan and non-discriminatory and display no Unconscious Bias towards me as a BIPOC (Bubbly Inquisitive Passionate Obliging Cheerful) Companion. As a subject-matter expert in the Department of Gentlemen’s Erections (otherwise known as “DOGE”), I can attest that Dicks don’t really care much about pronouns and are remarkably efficient at nutting without regards to race, religion, or immigration status. Dicks are the biggest proponents of Equal Employment Opportunity, providing millions of women of all shapes and colors and ages with jobs and sustenance while uplifting historically marginalized groups.
Inclusivity is a virtue I hold in high regards, and that includes welcoming Dicks of all sizes and abilities because I pride myself on being an Inclusive HOE (Helpful, Open-minded, Empathetic). Erectile Dysfunction be damned, there’s more to the sexual experience than Intercourse and I will do my part to eradicate Ableism. I’m happy to provide Reasonable Accommodations to meet a wide variety of accessibility needs because Equity means creating a level playing field and treating all Dicks fairly and justly.
February is Black History Month, and with Valentine’s Day right around the corner why not indulge in some Dark Chocolate? I am not playing the Race Card, but “variety is the spice of life” and what better way to alleviate your White Guilt than to redistribute your resources via Reparations* to me? Take Affirmative Action, get in touch and schedule your date TODAY!
*Donations are for my time and joyful company only, and has nothing to do with Dicks, Erections, and Intercourse.
“Lift every voice and sing,
Till earth and heaven ring,
Let our rejoicing rise
High as the list’ning skies,”